supraisnya cinta kita...auchhhh!


bb = gepreng
b = bopreng

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim...

"Salam, bb...bb tengah buat ape tue? bb free tak ptg nie?  b nak ajak bb keluar jenjalan...jom lah bb"...

"w.salam b...ptg nie? ohhh, bb free je kalo b nak banjew. Kita nak jenjalan kt mne b?"...

" ermmm, ade la...jumpa kat tempat biasa yer! ~ bawah pokok durian"...

" ok.ok.ok"

"cenggitu la bb omeyy...cyg bb padat2"...

Disebelah petang...diseberang jalan...b melambai-lambai tangan ke arah bb...sambil mengeluarkan henpon 3310 nya yg tachskring tue...

"hello bb...meh la cross da road"

"hello b...ha? cross da road? b nak bb cross da road? alone? bb tatot la b...kereta mcm rimau, singa ni ha.."

"alaaaa, bb...xsuprais la kalo cenggitu"

"xpew la b, bb tutup mata k..."

"yer lah yer lah...tunggu sat na"

Sewaktu melintas jalan.........

"biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!....."

".................................teeeeeeeeeeeeet............................................"

"tolong! tolong! b, bangun b...bangun la b...tadi ckp nak kasi suprais...tak kan terbaring tengah jalan dengan darah bagai ni namanya suprais??? b, jangan main2...bangun la"

(orang cakap2: kejadahnya main2...mati dh tue...ngokngek pompuan nihh...erkkkk)

"b bangun lah...sobs...sobs..."

ne no ne no ne no ne no....si gepreng sempat pergi ke tempat yg katanya disupraiskan oleh bopreng nyeee...disana, si gepreng melihat ada hadiah dan tertulis nota mintak siku....

khas buat, bibah babap.
daripada, bedul.

Ps: air labi u bb...u labi air?
jgn rindu b.

Menangis lah bibah aka bb...hadiah yg diberikan ialah...

album gambar rupanya...nie ha gambaq die...amboiiii


Eh...gambar siapa yg bedul kasi sama bibah babap??? bibah babap pon xtaw...tercenggang...ako0 pon tataw...misteri tol...kalo nak tahu dengan lebih lanjut...


_tammat_

PS 1: Bibah babap dan Bedul, anda ditagged...harap ambil nota
  (sila translate guna bahasa tamil)...
PS 2 : Ini adalah segmen second tirah join selama jadi blogger (siyes xtipu)...harap ambil nota jugak
 (sila translate guna bahasa dusun)..
Sekian, TirahZairi

38 comments:

  1. UnknownJuly 29, 2012 at 10:26 AM

    meme surprise..kahkah

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  2. aindzayaJuly 29, 2012 at 10:54 AM

    teeee! gelak guling2 ain..dah agak dah!dah agak dah! mesti watak wa guna nie..hehew..kesian bopreng ai..wuwu

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  3. Korn AhmadJuly 29, 2012 at 11:04 AM

    best cter ni.. klakor... sedih.. sweet... semue ade.. kretip tirah nie...

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  4. iEdAJuly 29, 2012 at 11:09 AM

    sempoi citer neh...lawak, sedih, sengal pon ada...surpise kn...hahaha

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  5. NALJuly 29, 2012 at 11:16 AM

    haha..best la cita ni..plot cita menarik sangat..all the best yer.

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  6. UnknownJuly 29, 2012 at 12:01 PM

    hahaha....blog pertama piko bace slps bgun tdur...tergelak sat...hehe

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  7. ✿INA AINAA✿July 29, 2012 at 12:02 PM

    ape punya girlfriend tu.. aduyai.... pejam mata memanglah tak nmpk jalan, mana tak kena langgar.. hahahahaha

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  8. UnknownJuly 29, 2012 at 12:10 PM

    tahniah awak berjaya..ehh? =,=

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  9. Zul De AlexisJuly 29, 2012 at 12:46 PM

    hahahaha..sedih giler..hahahaha...mohon buat sambungan..haha

    byk gila gua gelak

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  10. Dimensi SiberJuly 29, 2012 at 1:05 PM

    -_-"

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  11. putryteyaJuly 29, 2012 at 3:37 PM

    hahha . bongek giler gerpreng die . dah mati lahh ! terkejut eden tengok album gambar die . hahha

    good Luck , dear :)

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  12. UnknownJuly 29, 2012 at 3:46 PM

    pergh.. memang suprised betul..hahahaha.. gud luck k tirah :)

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  13. shedameorJuly 29, 2012 at 4:43 PM

    ktorg yang baca ni pon ya Allah, surprisenyaa. haha

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  14. vendolineJuly 29, 2012 at 8:07 PM

    bahasa pe ni.penin2/ehhehe
    hurmm lama tak dengar org ckap babap

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  15. Sis Eiyan AzianJuly 29, 2012 at 9:00 PM

    :)

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  16. ♥ sitifarhana ♥July 29, 2012 at 9:07 PM

    ni crita sedih versi lawak ea?memang lawak habis la bbbbbbbb....hahaha

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  17. - elina -July 29, 2012 at 9:23 PM

    bb dan b.

    sosuwitt.

    haha

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  18. -meeSUPERGIRL-July 29, 2012 at 9:37 PM

    memang sprise lah kan tba2 join segmen rupenyee . haha

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  19. Zufar NajibJuly 29, 2012 at 10:09 PM

    memey arr seperrais.haha

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  20. UnknownJuly 29, 2012 at 10:23 PM

    awal2 dah romantik, ending adehh~

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  21. AAJuly 29, 2012 at 11:15 PM

    gelak tak tertahan. guwa ingat hape tadikk. wehihi :D

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  22. UnknownJuly 30, 2012 at 1:03 AM

    hehehe.. mmg suprise la..:)

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  23. caliph shurikenJuly 30, 2012 at 1:39 AM

    byk main diorg ni, erkk...

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  24. UnknownJuly 30, 2012 at 1:44 AM

    sian bibah babap tu...sob sob

    terbaik la tirah..hehehe

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  25. UnknownJuly 30, 2012 at 3:05 AM

    hahhahah... sepraise... nak ajak dating leh?/ ahakz... jom dating... jom ar...

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  26. Dkna AbzaJuly 30, 2012 at 12:29 PM

    hambbooiii hahaaa

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  27. Shawn RazaleighJuly 30, 2012 at 3:48 PM

    hebat baq hang

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  28. radsmilJuly 30, 2012 at 5:11 PM

    wooooooo.. terbaikla entri nie... nebes je baca...^^

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  29. UnknownJuly 31, 2012 at 1:07 PM

    nice entry, huhu best2!

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  30. UnknownJuly 31, 2012 at 1:25 PM

    kreatip jugak cik tirah kita ni hehe

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  31. sayakayrulezJuly 31, 2012 at 5:29 PM

    mcm bahasa org cacat..
    saya suke bb owang je.


    "blackberry"

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  32. tirahzairiAugust 2, 2012 at 11:41 AM

    tengs 4 all da commentssssssss

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  33. Diari Si FroggieAugust 7, 2012 at 4:30 PM

    baru sempat baca entry tirah yg nie.. sedih ada lawak ada.. haha.. bagus2 padan la terpilih kreatip juga tirah nie eh..

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  34. tirahzairiAugust 7, 2012 at 7:26 PM

    tq aida :)

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  35. UnknownSeptember 4, 2012 at 11:49 PM

    wahhh kreatip tul tp ending dye sedih

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  36. AdminSeptember 5, 2012 at 9:02 AM

    tanjat boboi baca mmg surprise

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  37. UnknownSeptember 5, 2012 at 1:28 PM

    klakar citenya..sdey pun ada jg,,,

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  38. tirahzairiSeptember 16, 2012 at 1:58 AM

    unsur2 lawak mesti ada...hihi

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apa kata anda???